Your secrets are safe with us.

1. What we collect 🧺

• Your name (so we can put it on the bingo card).
• Your age, which we will round down out of politeness.
• Your photo, which we will gently flatter with a soft-focus filter borrowed from 1987.
• The fact that you visited this page. Hi. We see you. You look great.

2. What we do NOT do 🚫

• Sell your data. We can barely sell ourselves to investors.
• Email you at 3 AM. We're asleep at 3 AM. So are you. So is Doris.
• Use sneaky cookies. The only cookies here are oatmeal raisin, and we'll mail you one if you ask nicely.
• Track your location. We trust you're "somewhere comfortable."

3. Who can see your profile 👀

Other verified Tinglers, our team (briefly, while saying "aww"), and Harold from Cleveland because Harold sees everything. We are looking into Harold.

4. Your rights ✊

You may, at any time, ask us to:

• Show you everything we have on you (it's mostly compliments).
• Delete your account (we'll cry a little, then comply).
• Forget you exist (legally required; emotionally devastating).

5. Cookies 🍪

We use one (1) cookie. It remembers you said "yes I'm over 18" so we don't have to ask again. It does not remember what you ate for lunch. That's between you and your cardiologist.